Aug 7, 2009
snakes humans spiders and them
Mr Zigpot: Hello! spidey. Hw r u?
Spidey: Hello..Mr.Zigpot me doin good. Thanks for asking. What about you?
Mr Zigpot: M doin fine. Thank you. So hw was ur day?
Spidey: Very good. I had a fly for breakfast and a hopper for lunch. Hw abt you? You look jaded seems you’ve had a tough day.
Mr Zigpot: Don’t ask spidey its all been horrific. Days and nights alike. . I have been a troubled soul since a few days now.
Spidey: Awwww . You indeed look freaked up. Whats bothering you so much?? Everything cool with family?.. I mean ur wife in particular???
Mr Zigpot: Spidey my friend, family is fine. But certain things are bugging me. I have been followed it seems. Some one’s keeping an eye on me.
Spidey: wt ?? you mean spy? Some one’ s tracking u? wt for ? y ..I mean …
Mr Zigpot: No.. not any spy . Some one from up there.
Spidey: up there?… Where? ..The trees? Is He watching me too? Should I move on to some other tree or elsewhere??
Mr Zigpot: Not from the tree spidey .. From there .. from the sky.
Spidey: Sky??? Oh… You are talking bout that Stupid vulture.. Well.. She has been watching me also but I think we are too small for her.. J She’s no harm to us .. don’t worry.. hehehe
Mr Zigpot: No spidey… you are not getting me. Its no normal being. They are from some other world. They are planning to take control of our planet..
Spidey: Wait a second .. Some other world..??? Do they look like apes?? Do they look ugly.. With a huge head??.. You must be talking bout Humans.. Even dey r no harm to us.. They just fly in their machines up in the sky and don’t meddle with our forest life…
Mr Zigpot Oh … Hw shuld I tell u? Beings from some other planet … They are coming and they gonna take over our forest,, our earth and start their life here.. Me and you will be gone and some sharp limped creatures will walk here..
Spidey: I don’t understand what creatures you are talking bout… and by the way why are they watching you??? They wanna kill you??
Mr Zigpot: They wanna use me.. use me for their purpose…
Spidey: Use you??.. You are just a very tiny creature .. y they wanna use you??? and for wt purpose???
Mr Zigpot: they say I have been sent here by them. They control my life and they can turn me into ny creature they want. Even into a human.
Spidey: eewwwwww.. yuck.. Dts patheti c… ask them to convert you into something else.. Atleast not into a human..hahahahaha.
Mr Zigpot: its not funny spidey.. My life is in their control and urs too……… from now on..
Spidey: my life in anybody’s control.. hehehe.. just not possible… Well I rule here with my web you see.. no one can control my ways and my life.. Don’t know bout you..
Mr Zigpot: I am sorry to say spidey.You are the first one who will be converted into a human by me..
Spidey: Wt the hell are you talking about? I think you need some sleep.. its late evening now.. You better get moving and I will also move on… I gotta build a new web tonight… So see you some times else.. hope you get over with your close encounters of the alien kind.. Hehehe. You better save yourself from your frantic dreams.. I don’t care about such things.. Moreover I can’t help you on this..
Mr Zigpot : Spidey ..every mean being on this planet is being converted into humans by them and you are the first one which I will convert into human as per their orders.. I Came to you considering you as a clever and honest being.. If you had not been mean today, I would have been saved from this .. and you also… But you turned out to be mean and insensitive thus you fit perfectly to live as a human.. I am sorry…
Spidey turns into a human then itself… and …
Human: Holyshit!!!!… Snake… .
Kicks Zigpot to death and walks on….
